Golf course isn't bad; I witnessed a CEO join meetings from the subway and packed airport concourses lol

Early in my career I drew the short straw to fetch a C level exec who was running a critical incident from a strip club and too drunk to drive.

I had to pay the $90 three drink minimum to get in. Getting that reimbursed was fun.

But hey, look how productive they are with their time! :)

Funny enough, that sounds awful, too.