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verzali
12 days ago
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NTP at NIST Boulder Has Lost Power
Uhh, here's the problem, I'm sort of stuck travelling into the future at a more or less constant rate. I don't know how to stop doing that...
pbhjpbhj
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Unless you can stop, I'm afraid this will cause almost certain death.
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layer8
12 days ago
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I regret to inform you that as a consequence of that sustained time travel, your mind and body will be slowly deteriorating and you’ll sooner or later end up dead.
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BuyMyBitcoins
12 days ago
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>"you’ll sooner or later end up dead."
What a defeatist attitude, I plan to live forever or die trying! /s
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lxgr
12 days ago
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Have you tried asymptotically approaching the speed of light?
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jagged-chisel
12 days ago
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I’m quite certain you can approach it in any convenient manner
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autarch
12 days ago
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Just go to your local shop and buy some time brakes. That's the safest course of action until this is repaired.
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vpribish
12 days ago
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ugh. I have to replace my time rotors again - I thought regen was supposed to help with the wear while it improved range?
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