next year: How we managed to cut spending by 1.4 million by removing underutilized tools

then repeat ad infinitum

Why would anyone flag this? It's hilarious.

Related:

Copilot Usage Report 2025 https://microsoft.ai/news/its-about-time-the-copilot-usage-r... (https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46234552)

Microsoft drops AI sales targets in half after salespeople miss their quotas https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46148748

One of the most hilarious but accurate article I've read for weeks.

Is Copilot still based on GPT?

I think it defaults to GPT, but at least on the coding one you can swap to Anthropic models.

everyone but me is incompetent, but i'm still poor because its structural

Looks like satire?

It could easily have been written by my company’s CIO.

100%

Yeah, his website says he's "A Sr. Threat Researcher". It seems extremely unlikely he'd be in charge of rolling out "Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees". Not to mention an actual executive would have better writing skills than what's demonstrated in his stream-of-consciousness tweet.

I thought it was a coherent story with a lot of short pauses for comedic effect rather.