Please don't use epithets like this on HN. Snark, swipes, name-calling are all explicitly against the guidelines. We're trying for curious conversation here, not whatever this is.
Iunno, I'm willing to give Trump a fair shake but none of those descriptors seem particularly wrong to me. Trump runs on quid-pro-quo politics, for better and worse.
It stands to reason that the most blatantly-corrupt people in America are now in a race to the bottom to buy out their pardon and negotiate protectionist foreign policy.