OMG this website does something I've rarely if ever seen before, in that it—just by visiting a website!—manages to occupy 100% CPU on ALL cores, seemingly indefinitely. Fans turn on seconds after landing on the page, it janks as it produces a superfluous, extraneous and redundant entry in the history menu, so hitting the back button only works if you hit it repeatedly.

I for one am looking forward to the new experience this minimal phone is promising.